That Rolex, yeah, that fancy watch, the high imitation Rolex Submariner green one. Heard folks talking ’bout it. Some say it’s good, some say it ain’t worth a dime. I don’t know much about these things, just know they shiny and folks like to show ’em off. My grandson, he’s always looking at those Rolex watches online. Says he wants a Rolex Submariner green one, a real one. Says the fake ones, the high imitation Rolex Submariner green, they ain’t no good.
He told me the real ones, they heavy. Like, real heavy. Not like those cheap ones you get at the market. He said something about, uh, 40 millimeters? Said that’s the, uh, the size of the watch face, or something. He talks like he knows everything. This Rolex Submariner green, it is expensive, I tell ya.
Those fellas that make the fake ones, the high imitation Rolex Submariner green, they try to make ’em look real. But my grandson, he says there’s always something a little off. Something not quite right. Like, the way it ticks. Or doesn’t tick, I don’t remember. He says real Rolex, they have a smooth tick. It’s called “sweeps” he said. Or don’t tick. These high imitation Rolex Submariner green, they just don’t have that “sweeps”.
He showed me pictures, side by side. A real Rolex Submariner green and a fake one. He pointed at some little things, said the real ones have these fancy, uh, “links.” Solid end links. And the, uh, the clippy part, the clasp. He said it got fancy writing on it. The high imitation Rolex Submariner green, not so fancy.
He keeps going on and on about how to tell a real one from a fake one. Says you gotta look close. Real close. He says, there are lots of these fakes out there, these high imitation Rolex Submariner green. And some of them are pretty good. But they ain’t the real deal, no sir.
- Real Rolex Submariner green is heavy.
- Real Rolex Submariner green has some fancy “sweeps”.
- Real Rolex Submariner green got fancy writing on the clippy part.
- Fake ones, the high imitation Rolex Submariner green, they try but they ain’t the same.
My grandson, he’s saving up his money. Says he’s gonna buy a real one someday. A real Rolex Submariner green. I told him, “Boy, that’s a lot of money for a watch!” He just smiled and said, “Grandma, it’s a Rolex.”
I guess these Rolex watches, they’re a big deal. Especially the green one, the Rolex Submariner green. He says they’re special. That they are made good. These high imitation Rolex Submariner green are not made of good stuff. Not like the real ones. The real ones are made to last. He said they use good stuff, real gold and whatnot. Not like those cheap things they use on the fake ones.
He showed me a paper, all about these Rolex watches. It said there are lots of ways to tell if it’s a fake one. That you gotta be careful. Lots of folks out there trying to trick you with these high imitation Rolex Submariner green.
So he learns how to know a real Rolex Submariner green. So that he don’t get tricked. He reads and reads and reads. He’s a good boy. Smart boy. But still, that’s a lot of money for a watch! Even if it is a Rolex Submariner green.
These high imitation Rolex Submariner green, they are everywhere, he says. Online, in stores, even on people’s wrists! You gotta be real careful, he says. Gotta know what you’re looking for.
I told him, maybe he should just get a regular watch. One that just tells time. He laughed. Said, “Grandma, it’s not just about telling time.” I don’t get it. But he’s happy. That’s what matters. He’s happy dreaming about his Rolex Submariner green. I just hope he don’t get tricked by one of those high imitation Rolex Submariner green. That would be a shame. A real shame.
He keeps telling me, “It’s an investment, Grandma! A Rolex Submariner green is an investment!” I don’t know about all that. Sounds like a lot of hooey to me. But, if it makes him happy. Just as long as he doesn’t get ripped off by those fake high imitation Rolex Submariner green. Those things are no good. Just shiny junk. That’s what they are.
He works hard, my grandson. Saves every penny. He says one day, he will have his own Rolex Submariner green. And it will be real. Not one of those high imitation Rolex Submariner green. He deserves it, that boy. He really does.
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