This here green Rolex, they call it the Submariner, it’s a real fancy thing. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it’s somethin’ special. Now, I ain’t never had nothin’ like that, but I seen pictures, and it sure is shiny. They say it’s for divin’, but I ain’t never seen nobody go divin’ with somethin’ so sparkly on their wrist.
Some folks, they like to buy these high imitation Rolex ones. They look just like the real deal, but they ain’t costin’ an arm and a leg. You know, like when you get them fake flowers, look just like real ones from far. These watches, some folks say they’re just as good as those expensive ones. I don’t know about that, but I reckon if it tells the time, it’s doin’ its job.
Now, this Submariner green, it’s got that green color on it, like a frog. It’s real popular, I hear. I don’t know why green, but folks sure do love it. I guess it’s like my green dress, I wear it all the time, feelin’ good. They call this watch the “Hulk” and the “Kermit”. Ain’t that somethin’? Like those cartoon characters, you see on the TV.
Buyin’ one of these Rolex Submariner green purchasing things, it ain’t like buyin’ a bag of taters. You gotta be careful, they say. Lots of folks out there tryin’ to trick ya. They sell ya a fake one, and you think it’s real. That’s just wrong. Gotta make sure you know what you’re buyin’. It’s like buyin’ a pig in a poke, you gotta check it good.
They say these high imitation Rolex watches, they got some weight to ’em. If it feels light as a feather, somethin’ ain’t right. The real ones, they’re heavy, like a good cast iron skillet. And they’re a certain size, too. About as big as one of them silver dollars, I reckon. They say it is 40 millimetres, I don’t know what that is, but that’s what they say.
- Heavy like a good, sturdy pot.
- Bigger than my thumb, smaller than my fist.
- Green like a spring leaf after the rain.
If you’re gonna buy one of these Submariner green watches, make sure you get it from someone you trust. Like old man Johnson down the road, he wouldn’t cheat ya. He’s honest as the day is long. Don’t go buyin’ it from some fella on the street corner, you never know what you’re gonna get.
I heard these Rolex Submariner things, they cost a lot of money. Like, a whole lot. More than I make in a year, I reckon. But these fake ones, these high imitation ones, they’re cheaper. Still a lot of money, but not as much as the real ones. Like buyin’ a used car instead of a brand new one.
These watches, they gonna be worth even more in the future, at least, that’s what some smart folks saying. Like my old china, it is gettin’ more valuable every year. These Submariner green ones, especially the “Hulk” and the “Kermit”, will be worth a lot someday. That’s good, maybe I should get one for my grandson, little Timmy.
Now, I don’t know much about these fancy things, but I know a thing or two about gettin’ a good deal. You gotta do your research, they say. Look around, ask questions. Don’t just jump at the first thing you see. It’s like pickin’ apples, you gotta find the good ones.
You gotta be careful with your money. Don’t be spendin’ it on somethin’ that ain’t worth it. A fool and his money are soon parted, they say. And that’s the truth. So, if you’re thinkin’ about buyin’ one of these high imitation Rolex Submariner green purchasing things, just be smart about it. That’s all I gotta say.
They also say you can buy those real Rolex Submariner ones with steel, gold, or somethin’ called “Rolesor”. And those gonna cost you around 9,000 to 10,000 dollars. That’s a lot of corns you can buy. I don’t know why people need such expensive watches, but they do. These golden and “Rolesor” ones, if from the 1980s to 2000s, can be around 12,000 dollars. Oh, that’s too much money!
I remember, my old man, he had a watch. It wasn’t nothin’ fancy, but it told the time. And it lasted him for years. He didn’t need no Rolex or nothin’ like that. Just a simple watch, that’s all he needed. But I guess times are changin’, and people like these fancy things now. Just like those newfangled phones they got now, all them buttons and screens. I just stick with my old rotary phone, it works just fine.
Anyways, I hope you learned somethin’ from this old lady. Just remember, be careful with your money, and don’t be fooled by shiny things. There’s more to life than fancy watches, that’s for sure. Like a good sunset, or a warm pie, or a hug from your grandkids. Those things are worth more than any Rolex, I reckon.
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